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    Objective C blows dick and iOS programming is garbage. And it sucks.



    wtf is this garbage, synthesizing crap, and fucking dashy shit and plusy shit. garbage.

    @property? come on.

    fucking [][][]][] message based garbage. I hate it and it stanks.

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    @interface ViewController ()
        @property (nonatomic,weak) IBOutlet UILabel *gwLabel;
        @property (nonatomic,weak) IBOutlet UILabel *isaLabel;
        @property (nonatomic,weak) IBOutlet UITextField *oatText;
        @property (nonatomic,weak) IBOutlet UITextField *paText;
    @end
    
    @implementation ViewController
    
    
    -(instancetype) initWithCoder:(NSCoder *)aDecoder {
        self=[super initWithCoder:aDecoder];
        if (self){
        }
        return self;
    }

    wtf is a storyboard? who the fuck cares, get the fuck outta here
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    Let us hope so, if that Reverse Engineering crap actually works, I'll be amazed.

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    Have you tried doing it on a macbook in a coffee shop? I hear that helps.
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    Ive bought the beany, bought the venti, tried growing out a douchey mustache, started wearing a fanny pack. Its just not workin man
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    Let us hope so, if that Reverse Engineering crap actually works, I'll be amazed.

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    Have you tried using spaces instead of tabs? The hip show I watch, Silicone Valley, says that's how it should be done.

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    Xamarin allows you to develop iOS applications using C#, which is probably the preferable option from a multi-platform compatibility standpoint since Xamarin can also deploy the same code to Windows, Mac OS X, Linux, and Android. If you don't care about multi-platform compatibility, Swift is probably the best choice for deploying an application on iOS.

    But yes, Objective C is objectively terribad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyndrilliac View Post
    Xamarin allows you to develop iOS applications using C#, which is probably the preferable option from a multi-platform compatibility standpoint since Xamarin can also deploy the same code to Windows, Mac OS X, Linux, and Android. If you don't care about multi-platform compatibility, Swift is probably the best choice for deploying an application on iOS.

    But yes, Objective C is objectively terribad.
    Its bad, but I'm going to give a good try. A lot of the code I'm porting over is in C so its nice having a cut and paste solution for the back bone. The hardest part is just getting familiar with there APIs.


    If it wasnt for the way you setup a message and its parameters or whatever the fuck apple calls it it'd be a lot nicer.
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    -(void) SuckSomeWeiners: (int)thisManyWeeners numOfWeeners forThisLong: (int) minutes
    Just looking at it makes my brain hurt


    Its funny though, because I put in an application to work at Apple and they told they dont have Jobs. Cuz hes dead.
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    Let us hope so, if that Reverse Engineering crap actually works, I'll be amazed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by K? Pŕo?ćtiόnŹ View Post
    Its bad, but I'm going to give a good try. A lot of the code I'm porting over is in C so its nice having a cut and paste solution for the back bone. The hardest part is just getting familiar with there APIs.


    If it wasnt for the way you setup a message and its parameters or whatever the fuck apple calls it it'd be a lot nicer.
    Code:
    -(void) SuckSomeWeiners: (int)thisManyWeeners numOfWeeners forThisLong: (int) minutes
    Just looking at it makes my brain hurt


    Its funny though, because I put in an application to work at Apple and they told they dont have Jobs. Cuz hes dead.
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        __asm("add %1, %0" : "+r" (x) : "r" (y));
        return x;
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    Use Swift. :^)


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    swift is even worse
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    Let us hope so, if that Reverse Engineering crap actually works, I'll be amazed.

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    just give me a flat api and let me use c
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    Let us hope so, if that Reverse Engineering crap actually works, I'll be amazed.

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