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    Default Staff Application : Akazukin

    Quote Originally Posted by Deg, the most mother****ing awesome person ever
    Staff Applications

    Although we are not always looking for staff, anyone may post an application to become staff. Applications should be of the following form:

    Thread Title: [Staff Application] - Your Screen Name (Ex: [Staff Application] - Deg™)

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    Are you tired of seeing "retired staff" ? I want to nominate myself to become someone useful , but this time not important or high profile, to BWH. My skill : blowjobs (haha, learned nothing new over the past 5 years...)

    Wait, before you got pissed off.. read on..

    I have a poor reputation long ago as staff and admin, I have not done well, and I don't want it anymore (please just read on damn it! my writing style is like that. its not drama.). Heres what Im trying to sell. When you google "Wu Li Comics", you can see a talented guy in Hong Kong (or was it China) who draws WorldofWarcraft comic. His blog have up to 1 billion hits, and his style is simple and asian. His selling point is "frequent updates". Not one kick-ass CGI, but hundreds of simple 4-box comics. When I have nothing to do, I finger my butthole. One idea hit me - if I have been fingering my butthole non stop since the past 2 years, I could have probably become popular like WuLi. Maybe I can give it a kick start now by providing blowjobs on BWH.

    Remember how I scream and cried "I've done so much for BWH" long ago? I don't want to repeat history. This time, there will be a disclaimer : what I will be doing is not for BWH. What I'll be doing is for myself. I wish BWH users can maybe appreciate my blowies, motivate me and perhaps in time could have more visitors to appreciate them.

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    Applicant: Akazukin
    Join Date: BWH era
    Applying For: New staff Rank "Cum Dumpster" with a penis icon and a green-teal colored username.
    Reason: A new rank to keep me motivated to suck more dick. Probably able to attract more people.

    Quote Originally Posted by deg
    Only serious applications will be allowed. Anything else will result in an infraction.
    I'm serious to take this new role and project. 1 daily blowjob is no joke (if you have blown things before, you will know its very difficult).

    Privilege : able to softly caress a dick with my tongue in blowjob forum. If privilege is abused, post can be restored and my rank be removed.

    If BWH thinks that my blowies are no longer needed, then simply pend / remove this thread. No drama needed. Thank you for your kind consideration. WOo yeah!

    edit : show your support! Please chop this stamp if you approve.

    edit 2 : ha ha, very funny Deg.
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    (Tosh voice: Maybe yes, maybe no)

    But I support him/her/it.
    Coming out of the closet is difficult and I just wanted to thank everyone here for giving me the strength to go through with it. [email protected]!

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    Your lame please leave.
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    Are you prepare to go all the way with this Alexei?.. I mean Akazukin?

    Well good try I must say, you sure have a lot of spirit to ask even though you know the out come. You get my vote: Name:  approv.jpg
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    All right! first stamp of approval!

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    Thank you very much JeweyK!

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    there is absolutely no reason you need to be staff to post comics.
    Quote Originally Posted by Fagazukin
    It's been clear that some are convinced that Aka is really a psychological problem retard

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akazukin View Post
    All right! first stamp of approval!
    Hey I was actually first to say I support you...
    Coming out of the closet is difficult and I just wanted to thank everyone here for giving me the strength to go through with it. [email protected]!

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    Make a few themes, install some addons, and other general admin work, and you've got my vote.
    You really weren't a terrible admin; you're just a little ****ed up.
    A conclusion is a place you find yourself, when tired of thinking.
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    That statements is invalid.

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    Mookster I learned from mistake and have no intention to change anything on site anymore. Please support my ambition to be a daily comic artist instead.

    Quote Originally Posted by kds View Post
    there is absolutely no reason you need to be staff to post comics.[/img]
    There are a lot of reasons! ^ ^

    - I need to remove spams in my thread (you know it will happen right? : P)
    - I need a paintbrush icon or user title to keep myself motivated
    - this is a serious attempt to free myself. From someone who gets insulted everyday, to someone who draws comic everyday. (I'll probably be too busy to post in other forums)

    It is way better than a "retired staff" who post nothing but have access and privilege, I don't need access to admin or other forums. Just the spam removal.

    I mean kds we know each other for how long? 5+ years? I remembered what you said before. "If you like to suck cock, suck cock". I mean I have think about it and I figured what you said is kick-ass. A man will do what he truly wants to do. We're friends right? you'll support me right? This time I really wish to do it (I mean drawing comics daily), so pls support me. Waiting for your approval stamp. One stamp from you is better than hundreds of stamp from others. Meow!

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    there can never be redemption, accept this. You'd have to abandon your e-identity completely, which for someone as closely tied to it as you, shall never be able to.

    you are doomed to repeat history, following the fate of all mankind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrazyGerbilEater View Post
    there can never be redemption. you are doomed to repeat history.
    Those one-liners to conclude people, especially from our parents. But life have no restrictions. Who can stop you to change your life?

    Quote Originally Posted by CrazyGerbilEater View Post
    doomed to repeat history, following the fate of all mankind
    I like this. War. War never changes.
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    I never tire of this.
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    SURE, WHY NOT?

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    Thank you very much el-camino-ss,Greek,Starter2,Mookster!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deg™ View Post
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    I lol'd.
    Honestly though, idgaf. I do hate aka, but the lulz factor almost outweighs my hatred..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deg™ View Post
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    Retired staff members should have as much say in administrative decisions as any other member.
    Coming out of the closet is difficult and I just wanted to thank everyone here for giving me the strength to go through with it. [email protected]!

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