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    So to ask my friend to prom I am going to go to her house today and draw an outline of my body on the ground and leave a card that reads "I would die to go to prom with you", then she flips it open. Inside there is a picture of me strewn in front of a fire place with a blanket covering my crotch, rose in my mouth, and in nothing but my socks. Its the funniest, and probably most disturbing, picture I have taken in my life. Then it has a thought bubble with a picture of her in it and a note saying "Call me" with my phone number on it.

    Please deliver your thoughts on this matter.

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    Pics or gtfo.

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    AWWWWW. sweet. except the disturbing picture. that is.

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    That's incredibly gay and you should be ashamed.

    Here's an idea, though:

    Go up to her and ask her if she would like to go to the prom with you.

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    O: so plain it bores me.

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    Ok, seriously where do you live?

    Someone just told me this yesterday.




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    Creative. Hope her dad doesn't see it first.
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    LOL! then you never have chance.

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    lol, GL with that,

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    Excellent Empathy.

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    I like it


    Quote Originally Posted by ston3rpimp69 View Post
    YO FUKC U PUNK ASS FGTS THIS GROUP IS FOR AWESOME MOTHERFUKCERS DOING AWESOME MOTHERFUKCIN THINGS AND DISCUSSING IMPORTANT AND PROFOUND TOPICS SUCH AS SUBSTANCE EXCHANGE RATES, JAILBAIT, COOKIN CRANK, TRISH'S SNATCH, BEER AND TACOS. WE ALSO GO ON FIELD TRIPS AND SIHT. SO IF UR INTO BEATIN HOMELESS PPL WITH SOCKS FULL OF BATTERIES THEN JOIN THIS FUKCIN GROUP CUZ U CANT BE A SCARED LITTLE BITCH ALL UR LIFE

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    Very good idea x3
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    Empathy, you win the ****ing Awesome award.
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    how would u feel if I was eating a cake with Pricness Diana's face on it?

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    I know this is a joke, but that is so creepy.

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    lose the socks. girls hate socks. even if thats the point.

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    Well it worked, kind of.
    First she said Yes, then she said IDK, then she said she needs to talk to Kate.
    She says she needs to talk to her friend Kate because they planned a 'Girl Date' to Prom because neither of them had dates yet.
    What should I do now if she says no? I'm thinking stealing, or demanding, the card back because that is too good to leave in the hands of someone who says 'No'.

    Doesn't look to good does it?

    Also I will post the card soon.

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    Sorry to hear that Empathy. If she says no, kill her.
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    Or call her a dyke over the PA system or w/e.
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    how would u feel if I was eating a cake with Pricness Diana's face on it?

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    Uh, what?
    Just kill her.
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    kill her then post the pics :D


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