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  1. Thread: Summer update

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    those firebats are out of control

    those firebats are out of control
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    please wear masks and remain at least 6 feet apart

    please wear masks and remain at least 6 feet apart
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    Hello, I traded my Optima in for another Kia last...

    Hello, I traded my Optima in for another Kia last year:

    https://i.imgur.com/l7SggfV.jpg

    It has some mods and goes vroom. The Stinger GT is a very cool car. Wasn't crazy about the looks at first...
  4. Thread: The covid

    by Sandman
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    I normally shave my head, but now I'm letting it...

    I normally shave my head, but now I'm letting it grow out and look stupid in solidarity with my isolated comrades.
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    if it isn't Indy - fastest jerk this side of the...

    if it isn't Indy - fastest jerk this side of the mississippi, they say. how the hell are ya you old so-and-so
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    I hope you are all safe and gainfully employed in...

    I hope you are all safe and gainfully employed in these trying times.

    btw the quick reply box in the dark theme has black text on a black background so I can't see what I'm typing!! pls fix thx...
  7. I have about another year's worth of posts after...

    I have about another year's worth of posts after that, but the entertainment value really went down after the death of Scruffy so I won't bother boring you with them.

    I ended up taking a job offer...
  8. I just spent over an hour on a board repair from...

    I just spent over an hour on a board repair from a computer in my "some day" pile. Fixed the no power problem but couldn't figure out why it had no video and no power to keyboard or mouse even though...
  9. Customer: Hey I need you to put the warranty...

    Customer: Hey I need you to put the warranty letter I sent you on your letterhead and sign it please, for the valves we purchased 6 months ago.
    Me: The warranty doesn't cover the stuff in that...
  10. RRM took his girlfriend to SC for a mini-vacation...

    RRM took his girlfriend to SC for a mini-vacation and said she ran out of pills and almost got arrested twice. I didn't ask for details.



    RRM just told me his v-card story.

    When he was 12 he...
  11. Some people had an appointment at the car...

    Some people had an appointment at the car dealership this morning. Car Boss didn't bother telling RRM about it because he figured RRM is always here early anyway. He didn't realize that RRM is off...
  12. I'm pretty sure RRM's brain is broken. He...

    I'm pretty sure RRM's brain is broken.

    He recently turned down 2 job offers, his reason being that he doesn't want to leave because he needs access to a dealer tag to sell his own vehicles. He's...
  13. RRM + Scruffy happenings so far today: When I...

    RRM + Scruffy happenings so far today:

    When I got here, RRM looked & sounded frustrated as he was doing something to his girlfriend's work truck (she delivers auto parts) while his gf yelled that...
  14. A rich lady is paying me a bunch of money to make...

    A rich lady is paying me a bunch of money to make her my top priority for the day. currently downloading a fuckton of emails from multiple hotmail accounts via imap on her garbage ass hp with an amd...
  15. Scruffy: every time I leave a screwdriver sittin...

    Scruffy: every time I leave a screwdriver sittin round here it gets thrown away
    RRM: no one would throw tools away. I'm sure they're around here somewhere.
    Scruffy: No, I know they get thrown away...
  16. I've just been listening to RRM and Scruffy...

    I've just been listening to RRM and Scruffy bitching about work for the past half hour. RRM was talking about not getting paid for a sale, and then:

    Scruffy: "It's like: if you're at a steakhouse,...
  17. RRM's face looks like it went through a...

    RRM's face looks like it went through a windshield. He said his gf hit him in the face with a big tree branch but he's mostly upset that she broke the tv remote.



    Valve Boss wants to pay me to...
  18. I bought a sign, some business cards and ran an...

    I bought a sign, some business cards and ran an ad for Redneck Rick Moranis and his small engine repair venture. He has gotten a few customers, but I just found out he's only charging people his...
  19. I'm here live with Redneck Rick Moranis, learning...

    I'm here live with Redneck Rick Moranis, learning more about trailer trash culture than I care to.

    When RRM walked in today he was yelling at his phone again (speech to text) "Your stuff is gone....
  20. Scruffy explaining to me why bigger engines are...

    Scruffy explaining to me why bigger engines are always faster than smaller engines:
    "So, say ya got a big block. It's a V8. And ya got a small block. And ya got a 4-cylinder. Now, the small block,...
  21. Redneck Rick Moranis (the little guy who works at...

    Redneck Rick Moranis (the little guy who works at the car dealership next door) had a meltdown because he left his keys in his boss's truck, and his boss was at a car auction 30 miles away and wasn't...
  22. The car guys were great entertainment. I could...

    The car guys were great entertainment. I could hear most of what they were saying from down the hall, and they were all strongly opinionated and very dumb, and also lazy as hell. The only one I ever...
  23. customer: BRO you told me you swapped the hard...

    customer: BRO you told me you swapped the hard drive!
    me: I did, why, what's wrong?
    customer: if you did then why is my windows still 64 bit?
    me: I..I don't...*brain breaks*
  24. The building my computer shop was in used to be a...

    The building my computer shop was in used to be a car dealership from the 80s, in a shitty part of town where businesses don't seem to last more than a couple years. The surrounding neighborhoods...
  25. Adventures of Redneck Rick Moranis & Scruffy, and other tales from the computer shop

    I used to own & operate a computer repair shop and this thread will have stories from it. Most prominently there will be stories about a couple characters who worked for another business with which I...
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