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saren
07-28-2005, 07:38 PM
I guess I've been putting this off. So..here it goes.

Name: Alex for short

Origins/Location: Arizona

Age: 20

Hobbies: Design, insulting dumb people, and sex. :)

Favorite Bands/Artist: 80's rock/metal.

Something about me: Um, I'm a University of Arizona student, I sleep lots, and I forgot what my natural hair color is. Seriously.
Goals: Marry someone decent, own a business, and die happier than most of you.

Favorite game(s): StarCraft, Tribes, Halo 2, CounterStrike: Source, um probably some others I'm forgetting.

Do you program, if so what language(s):

Um, html, php, dhtml, javascript, xml, perl, some .asp, mysql, mssql, and visual basic .net.

I'm not sure if all the basics even count...

But there you go, my very belated post.

Edit: Screw that, this is the exact reason I never disclosed my sex to begin with. Just assume what you will, like before.

el-camino-ss
07-28-2005, 07:40 PM
your a chick?

hba
07-28-2005, 07:40 PM
Since when are you a woman?

Otaku
07-28-2005, 07:41 PM
o_O I didn't know you were female...

hba
07-28-2005, 07:42 PM
Saren's never made 'her' sex known.

BloodyBlade
07-28-2005, 07:42 PM
You know alot of web designing languages, plan to be a web designer or is it just a hobby?

Belphegor
07-28-2005, 07:44 PM
Women don't exist on the internet, stupid. How ironic, lol.

CREATINE1
07-28-2005, 07:44 PM
You said you won baseball trophies. Only men play baseball.

hba
07-28-2005, 07:45 PM
Um no? There is a womans baseball, softball, soccer, tennis, and even possibly football.

CREATINE1
07-28-2005, 07:47 PM
There is no womens baseball in high school. Only womens softball.

hba
07-28-2005, 07:48 PM
What's high school have to do with it. Saren's 20.

Quagmire
07-28-2005, 07:49 PM
:jawdrop: a girl? Your probly joken but if your serious :jawdrop:

Belphegor
07-28-2005, 07:49 PM
"She" is in college.

saren
07-28-2005, 07:51 PM
Yes, and amazingly there are all girl leagues for baseball outside of high school!

They even, omg...travel and play, just like what the 'guys' do! Ain't that amazing?

Edit: It is also called women's fastball, depending on the locale.

hba
07-28-2005, 07:52 PM
Swear you're just trying to stir some sh*t here saren. I'm not seeing you with a vagina.

CREATINE1
07-28-2005, 07:55 PM
Yea your lying.

saren
07-28-2005, 07:56 PM
Well thank god you aren't seeing me with a vagina.

Then again, does that mean you want to see me with a penis? I always knew you were a bit fruity, hellbound.

It was perfectly fine when I made all the cocksucking and sleeping with staff jokes when you thought I was a guy, but when you find out I'm not, somehow it's wrong?

The hell?

CREATINE1
07-28-2005, 07:57 PM
You dont have a vagina.

Belphegor
07-28-2005, 08:01 PM
Hermaphrodite?

hba
07-28-2005, 08:02 PM
Well thank god you aren't seeing me with a vagina.

Then again, does that mean you want to see me with a penis? I always knew you were a bit fruity, hellbound.

It was perfectly fine when I made all the cocksucking and sleeping with staff jokes when you thought I was a guy, but when you find out I'm not, somehow it's wrong?

The hell?
Thank God I'm not? The reason I put it in that context is because you don't even seem to possess any kind of personality of a woman. The jokes with the cocksucking and sleeping with the staff were funny yeah, because it's something a guy's going to joke about. You don't hear a girl running her mouth about all the men she's f*cked unless she's a complete skank that likes to just use the men she sleeps with.

el-camino-ss
07-28-2005, 08:04 PM
you can sleep with me saren :)

hba
07-28-2005, 08:05 PM
I want to see a picture of saren. Not only will it put the proof on a great twist, but if saren is indeed a woman, it would make 'her' the first one to post a picture.

cluckmoo
07-28-2005, 08:05 PM
maybe shes a tomboy, ever thought of that? :lol:

el-camino-ss
07-28-2005, 08:06 PM
Omfg Its Miss All Over Agian!!!!!! :-o

DuckDuckGoose
07-28-2005, 08:09 PM
listen guys theres something ive been meening to tell you, im a girl to dont freak out about it or anything.
i just wanted you to know

Otaku
07-28-2005, 08:12 PM
Lol w/e ducky.

Phr0zenKnight
07-28-2005, 08:12 PM
who cares whose a girl and whose not... jeez

DuckDuckGoose
07-28-2005, 08:15 PM
LOL i knew otaku would put that in his sig

and yes all the wild rumors are true me and disco are going out together and i am a girl

saren
07-28-2005, 08:17 PM
Thank God I'm not? The reason I put it in that context is because you don't even seem to possess any kind of personality of a woman.

I'm glad you're the leading authority on this.


The jokes with the cocksucking and sleeping with the staff were funny yeah, because it's something a guy's going to joke about. You don't hear a girl running her mouth about all the men she's f*cked unless she's a complete skank that likes to just use the men she sleeps with.

So wait, it is okay if a guy does it, but if a girl does it she's a whore? What is wrong with using men for ****ing? I mean, don't men do it all the time?



I want to see a picture of saren. Not only will it put the proof on a great twist, but if saren is indeed a woman, it would make 'her' the first one to post a picture.

So wait, I need to post a picture to prove I'm a woman? Why do you care? I mean, seriously? Like I REALLY want you all knowing what I look like.

DuckDuckGoose
07-28-2005, 08:19 PM
i feel your pain sister, i to wont be posting a pic of my sexyness.
we are girl's and we deserve our privacy

Belphegor
07-28-2005, 08:23 PM
So wait, it is okay if a guy does it, but if a girl does it she's a whore? What is wrong with using men for ****ing? I mean, don't men do it all the time?
So wait, I need to post a picture to prove I'm a woman? Why do you care? I mean, seriously? Like I REALLY want you all knowing what I look like.
Great point. Maybe we wanna know what you look like... :P
Its ok Saren, I can actually kind of believe it... But for everyone else your free to use the option I gave about a hermaphrodite... But I still love this quote.

Women don't exist on the internet, stupid.

tk
07-28-2005, 08:25 PM
........

Scorpi0n
07-28-2005, 08:28 PM
I'm also a chick.

hba
07-28-2005, 08:29 PM
I'm glad you're the leading authority on this.
I'm into psycology, and I've got a good feel on how woman tend to talk. Amazingly you've made no slip to your sex in any of your 1000+ posts.


So wait, it is okay if a guy does it, but if a girl does it she's a whore? What is wrong with using men for ****ing? I mean, don't men do it all the time?
The only girls I hear going around and flaunting their masses of sexual partners are younger teenagers that are only in it for the thrill and the accomodations. Men aren't always just out for a piece. Having a girl that they can relate to, and just be with can be enough. Sex is impossible to build a relationship on.

So wait, I need to post a picture to prove I'm a woman? Why do you care? I mean, seriously? Like I REALLY want you all knowing what I look like.
If I, and many of the others on this site have no fear of revealing themselves, then I don't see why you would. Regardless if your a man or a woman, you're stronger willed than the majority of people. What do you have to fear or disbenefit from posting a picture of yourself? Do you think we're just going to judge you if we see you? More than likely, someone's going to throw a stone at you. Everyone's picture seems to get ridiculed or defaced in some way. It makes ourselves feel better by degrading on someone's flaw. That's what you seem to feed off of. People's agony.

And if you really are a woman saren... Then you girl are a real f*ckin' bitch.

Belphegor
07-28-2005, 08:30 PM
So wait, it is okay if a guy does it, but if a girl does it she's a whore? What is wrong with using men for ****ing? I mean, don't men do it all the time?
After giving thishard thought...

Saren would you like to be my **** buddy? :jawdrop:

DuckDuckGoose
07-28-2005, 08:32 PM
im a bitch to but just once id like to go out to a nice restraunt
and have a man look at my face instead of trying to get down my pants
i meen i know im uber sexy and car's stop when i walk through the street
but plz not at the dinner table

saren
07-28-2005, 08:42 PM
I'm into psycology, and I've got a good feel on how woman tend to talk. Amazingly you've made no slip to your sex in any of your 1000+ posts.

Okay. Your point? I've also just let you assume whatever sex I am. I've been called a 'her' a few times on this forum by new members. You haven't seen me correct it.

Sorry I don't giggle stupidly and twiddle my hair. Maybe if I act 'cute' and 'girly' you'll accept me more? I mean, after all, that's what you like, dumb girls, right? Is the thought of a woman who can grab you by the balls and squeeze a bit too much for you to handle?



The only girls I hear going around and flaunting their masses of sexual partners are younger teenagers that are only in it for the thrill and the accomodations.

Oh, lord. You have no idea. You just have no idea. In college, you will be dating a girl who will be dating 4 other men and you won't know about it. It is how the game is played.


Men aren't always just out for a piece. Having a girl that they can relate to, and just be with can be enough. Sex is impossible to build a relationship on.

Now that's a lie. On both counts!



If I, and many of the others on this site have no fear of revealing themselves, then I don't see why you would. Regardless if your a man or a woman, you're stronger willed than the majority of people. What do you have to fear or disbenefit from posting a picture of yourself? Do you think we're just going to judge you if we see you? More than likely, someone's going to throw a stone at you.

Yes, you got it. Why don't I post a picture of my car so you can key it too? I mean come on.


Everyone's picture seems to get ridiculed or defaced in some way. It makes ourselves feel better by degrading on someone's flaw. That's what you seem to feed off of. People's agony.

I'm sure.



And if you really are a woman saren... Then you girl are a real f*ckin' bitch.

Again, so it is okay if I'm a guy who is an *******, but if a girl is a bitch, woah look out? You're a chauvinist.

BloodyBlade
07-28-2005, 08:44 PM
I'm into psycology, and I've got a good feel on how woman tend to talk. Amazingly you've made no slip to your sex in any of your 1000+ posts.


The only girls I hear going around and flaunting their masses of sexual partners are younger teenagers that are only in it for the thrill and the accomodations. Men aren't always just out for a piece. Having a girl that they can relate to, and just be with can be enough. Sex is impossible to build a relationship on.

If I, and many of the others on this site have no fear of revealing themselves, then I don't see why you would. Regardless if your a man or a woman, you're stronger willed than the majority of people. What do you have to fear or disbenefit from posting a picture of yourself? Do you think we're just going to judge you if we see you? More than likely, someone's going to throw a stone at you. Everyone's picture seems to get ridiculed or defaced in some way. It makes ourselves feel better by degrading on someone's flaw. That's what you seem to feed off of. People's agony.

And if you really are a woman saren... Then you girl are a real f*ckin' bitch.

No one has ever ridiculed or defaced my picture. Everyone loves BloodyBlade.

*I know my picture is now going to be defaced, ridiculed, or both now. Go ahead.*

I don't think anyone would deface saren's image. Because most of the people who hate on saren are newbs that couldn't even operate mspaint.

DuckDuckGoose
07-28-2005, 08:47 PM
>_> i dont like being over looked....im gonna go make a thread devoted to flameing ducky now

guy476
07-28-2005, 08:50 PM
guys i have something to tell you im a girl too!!!!! omg who wants to share clothes!!!

DuckDuckGoose
07-28-2005, 08:51 PM
holy **** nu uh your kidding right?

well i need a cute dress to wear to a party tommorow, do you have anything?

LCS
07-28-2005, 08:56 PM
http://x1.putfile.com/7/20823545245.jpg
So wait, are you a guy, a girl or a tranny? :lol:

Belphegor
07-28-2005, 08:57 PM
Sorry I don't giggle stupidly and twiddle my hair. Maybe if I act 'cute' and 'girly' you'll accept me more? I mean, after all, that's what you like, dumb girls, right? Is the thought of a woman who can grab you by the balls and squeeze a bit too much for you to handle?I like that, you really should consider my offer....
Oh, lord. You have no idea. You just have no idea. In college, you will be dating a girl who will be dating 4 other men and you won't know about it. It is how the game is played.Its like that in high school...
Now that's a lie. On both counts!Aye, I agree. We could have a relationship based on sex. A sexual one....
Yes, you got it. Why don't I post a picture of my car so you can key it too? I mean come on.Only one here Id worry about is Iscariot. :P
http://x1.putfile.com/7/20823545245.jpg
So wait, are you a guy, a girl or a tranny? :lol:Did I not mention the possability of her being a hermaphrodite?

This is actually quite entertaining, but I do agree to it the more I think on it. But could I be a fool!?

saren
07-28-2005, 09:03 PM
Ugh, see this is what I mean. It was just funnier and better before. And yes, because I don't vote randomly in polls that are made.

BloodyBlade
07-28-2005, 09:04 PM
If I were a girl I'd say I have a 8" - 9" inch penis, but I guess saren tried to be more steathly.

Its probably a joke. By it, h(is)(er) gender is a joke or the penis thread is a joke. Either way it doesn't matter. saren seems to know alot about computers, is entertaining, and can be helpful if you aren't a dipsh*t. (S)he's welcome to the forums by me.

saren
07-28-2005, 09:05 PM
8" to 9"?!

Woah. No thank you. Do you really think a girl wants something that big? There's a difference between having sex and impaling someone painfully.

Fine, since you idiots can't possibly think girls can play baseball or fastpitch softball, a team photo. Good luck guessing.

guy476
07-28-2005, 09:08 PM
holy **** nu uh your kidding right?

well i need a cute dress to wear to a party tommorow, do you have anything?

well i do have this cute pink dress its kinda frilly though

Belphegor
07-28-2005, 09:11 PM
I ama genious!
Woah. No thank you. Do you really think a girl wants something that big? There's a difference between having sex and impaling someone painfully.Not if you hate men and like it kinky.... :lol:

DuckDuckGoose
07-28-2005, 09:13 PM
did i guess right?
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/314/cobrateamphoto20048ws.jpg

saren
07-28-2005, 09:13 PM
.....

First off, I'm not going to knock you for picking the ugliest one, because I'd have done the same for you.

But, she's not a player. So, a little bit off.

Why don't you just pick Coach Franklin while you're at it?

guy476
07-28-2005, 09:16 PM
no i found saren

edit:dang like 3 people beat me to it

DuckDuckGoose
07-28-2005, 09:18 PM
dude you totally stole that from me
anyway when can i have the pink frillty one, cause you know as a girl im dumb and giggley
and i lovezor pink stuff

guy476
07-28-2005, 09:20 PM
dude you totally stole that from me
anyway when can i have the pink frillty one, cause you know as a girl im dumb and giggley
and i lovezor pink stuff

i was still editing the pic when u posted it. Ok you can have it if you promise to take good care of it. Its my favorite dress teehee

saren
07-28-2005, 09:20 PM
You're all so original! I am so proud of you!

What the **** do you guys want? A pic of me showing cleavage so that you can beat off? Or what?

guy476
07-28-2005, 09:21 PM
You're all so original! I am so proud of you!

What the **** do you guys want? A pic of me showing cleavage so that you can beat off? Or what?

nobody believes your a girl give it up

DuckDuckGoose
07-28-2005, 09:22 PM
dude yes plz, ive run out of porn

eerrrrrr wait i meen no i dont do girl on girl as you know im a chick and that would be wrong

saren
07-28-2005, 09:24 PM
I never made any of you believe I was, I even took it off the first post because of how you guys acted.

If I don't act like a bimbo and post pics of my boobs everywhere, I'm called a 40 year old man in yellowing underwear because I simply am not a moron. That's great.

Oh noes, a girl, into the h4xx0ring scenes?! NOEZ!!

Do you really feel that threatened? Why do you guys care? I mean, seriously. I let you call me 'him' or 'he' for months on end and I didn't say ANYTHING about it. But the minute I finally post my sex on an introduction forum, all I get is hell for it?

This is why there are no women on the internet.

guy476
07-28-2005, 09:24 PM
dude yes plz, ive run out of porn

eerrrrrr wait i meen no i dont do girl on girl as you know im a chick and that would be wrong

what i thought that one of the agreements that you could borrow my dress was that you would do some girl on girl action with me wtf!!

Belphegor
07-28-2005, 09:28 PM
Actually saren due to your own individuality you stand out more then other females. Naturally I pic'd the one who stood out the most. Give me a few hours...

DuckDuckGoose
07-28-2005, 09:29 PM
well, only if you let me borrow the dress
can we video tape it? it's my first time girl on girl and i wanna remember it

and to saren: lol i never said you whernt im just me and as me i love to make jokes and stuff.
i couldnt give a **** or a giggle if your a girl or not ... or obviously smarter than me and i respect that, but that doesnt meen im not gonna make helll fun of you ...i do it to every one

saren
07-28-2005, 09:30 PM
....

You aren't going to just pick out how I look based on that photo. I change hair colors often.

Here's a current picture taken a week or so ago. Can you honestly tell me that you can pick me out of that group photo without seeing this one?

guy476
07-28-2005, 09:30 PM
i think its just a plot seeing how irene got so much attention when she first got here because shes a "girl" and became a mod so fast.

DuckDuckGoose
07-28-2005, 09:33 PM
yeah wtf is with that, ive been trying for ****ing like 6 months to just become a gold member and that (uh dont wanna say what im thinking cause every one will hate me ah **** it i always speak my mind) bitch gets to be a forum mod in like 3 weeks?

wtf is up with that huh, i try and be helpful and do good **** and i didnt get ****, so i whent back to spammin, **** the mod's and admins

saren
07-28-2005, 09:33 PM
Yes, because there's tons of girls on the moderator staff?

Huh?

She's a section staff member because she made comics and a lot of them, so it was a good move to give her a position. And there's lots of males out there pretending to be girls, don't you think I've seen my share of them?

Not to mention all you little spazzes who will crawl up on my leg and start humping if I even give a hint I have a set of breasts.

DuckDuckGoose
07-28-2005, 09:36 PM
listen i alrdy said i couldnt give a **** less if you where a chick a or a dude.

secondly where the **** where the admins when for like a month i was doing my comics? yes now most where ****ty, but thats cause i didnt put much time in them, she comes along does a few drawling and tells every one she is a chick and the **** hit's the fan.


i meen come on it's no secret i dont like irene

Belphegor
07-28-2005, 09:42 PM
Firstly saren, I was joking with the sexual comments. I just thought it was hilarious, but everyone has thier own humor. By the way, what does coach Franklin coach? If he is any coach it would be Larry Ray... and thats truly skeptical.

saren
07-28-2005, 09:47 PM
That's not from the University of Arizona. I don't play ball here because it is only softball.

While I don't mind softball and have played it, I don't have any real interest in it.

Coach Franklin is one of my former coaches for women's fastball. It is baseball, but with a few different rules and the bats are different.

Belphegor
07-28-2005, 09:55 PM
My grandparents run a ball stand I know the diffrence, but I made sure I researched... :p Ill keep trying. I have one more plan on how I can do this.

saren
07-28-2005, 09:56 PM
I posted a picture of myself already.

Sure it is from the side and was taken when I wasn't looking. But what more do you need to pick me out?

A down view of my shirt? Haha.

tk
07-28-2005, 10:05 PM
yes that would help alot!
j/k

Belphegor
07-28-2005, 10:10 PM
Nah, Im determined to find out who you are, to prove you are a girl. If I cant find anything, I may change my opinion... :(

saren
07-28-2005, 10:12 PM
Okay, that's a bit creepy bud. Seriously.

I am not posting my full name, nor my address. I'd never do something as dumb as that.

And change your opinon on what?

guy476
07-28-2005, 10:13 PM
i think i have sufficient evidence that your not a girl i looked through your posts cause i was bored
http://www.bwhacks.com/forums/showthread.php?p=98918#post98918

http://www.bwhacks.com/forums/showthread.php?p=99342#post99342

http://www.bwhacks.com/forums/showthread.php?p=107526#post107526

http://www.bwhacks.com/forums/showthread.php?p=108461#post108461
(you look white to me from that pic) not white?
http://www.bwhacks.com/forums/showthread.php?p=108493#post108493

saren
07-28-2005, 10:22 PM
You linked to a bunch of threads that don't have anything to do with my gender.

The first is (and I always say it) that women don't exist on the internet. It is not meant to be taken seriously. It is just in my experience, very, very few girls game and stuff.

Second, I love boobs. So what? Deal with it. Women like boobs too.

And in the thread where I ask "how do you know how big my penis is" is a response to the person who just told me the size of my penis. I didn't say "my penis is very big" or "I got a 10" cock", I just simply retorted by asking him how he knew.

And as for me not being white...you do realize you can have a light skin tone and still be considered a minority, right?

guy476
07-28-2005, 10:27 PM
And as for me not being white...you do realize you can have a light skin tone and still be considered a minority, right?
you look pretty white to me

LCS
07-28-2005, 10:30 PM
Ummm, can you read? She just explained dumbass.

BloodyBlade
07-28-2005, 10:33 PM
Why do you think all of us want to stalk you? Its a joke. Stop being so paranoid. I know 3 or 4 chicks on the internet(whom I have confirmed), and about 10 who I'm not so sure about. They act just about the same as everyone else on the internet, you people are expecting a typical girl to be on the internet, which is not going to happen. In my experience, people who spend alot of their time on the internet, and know alot about computers and the such are not exactly typical people.

guy476
07-28-2005, 10:33 PM
how does that explain him/her not being white? whatever i think its just something he made up on the spot to cover it up i still dont believe saren is a girl

Belphegor
07-28-2005, 10:34 PM
Phi Theta Kappa. Intresting, I give up now... ;) I got my idea.

Bloody, I never expect a "typical" girl to be on the internet, but her attitude is beyond me. Her actions I never would have guessed, but apparently Im wrong. :cry:

tk
07-28-2005, 10:35 PM
guy476, give it up

saren
07-28-2005, 10:36 PM
I'm 1/4 Hispanic on my dad's side.

Yes, I know I look white. I used to dye my hair blonde when I was in Jr. High and High School because it looked natural. I still sometimes do, when I am in the mood. That group photo has me as a bleach blonde.

But, being that I am *mostly* white doesn't stop the government from labelling me as a minority.

guy476
07-28-2005, 10:36 PM
lol your obviously all being dooped and it find it funny

Belphegor
07-28-2005, 10:40 PM
Look at Vida Guerra, shes latin american and she can look hispanic or all white... My sister is the same way.

tk
07-28-2005, 10:43 PM
saren why dont you just say your a guy and your white and make guy476 happy?

saren
07-28-2005, 10:44 PM
I don't really care either way. He's not that bright, and that's why I never mentioned if I was male or female when I started posting here because of this stuff.

guy476
07-28-2005, 10:46 PM
lol all of you can play his little game but im not buying it

tk
07-28-2005, 10:50 PM
ok then guy, ur a girl

Carthade
07-28-2005, 10:54 PM
Wow, that picture totally fit you Saren. That girl looks like a complete bitch.

Anyways, who let Saren out of the kitchen?

BlaZeR
07-28-2005, 10:54 PM
Seriously who actually cares if sarens a chick ,if she says she is then just leave it at that.

tk
07-28-2005, 10:57 PM
Carthade you post a picture of you? lets see how much of a complete bitch you are

saren
07-28-2005, 10:57 PM
Wow, that picture totally fit you Saren. That girl looks like a complete bitch.

Anyways, who let Saren out of the kitchen?


How about you post a picture of yourself?

So I can go "hey, there's a guy I wouldn't **** with guy476's dick."

guy476
07-28-2005, 10:58 PM
How about you post a picture of yourself?

So I can go "hey, there's a guy I wouldn't **** with guy476's dick."

u mean with your own dick

Carthade
07-28-2005, 10:58 PM
How about you post a picture of yourself?

So I can go "hey, there's a guy I wouldn't **** with guy476's dick."

I'm too paranoid to post a picture of myself.

Belphegor
07-28-2005, 11:02 PM
That picture fits her attitude and decription properly. Hardcore and a fun person. Hardcore sex(strapons) would be of no suprise guy!

Perma
07-29-2005, 06:42 AM
This is ridiculous.

I was a bit shocked when I realized saren was female, because I was under the impression the entire time I've been on BWHacks that she was male. But that took me a whole five seconds to get over.

Why do you people persist? Saren is still saren, male or female. I can understand why she wouldn't have wanted to post her sex now.

NAATYE
07-29-2005, 07:10 AM
Guy or girl does not matter.... I still find her posts funny and well articulated, which seems to be a rarity on this forum. I think I am just going to close this thread as I have only seen one decent post, besides saren defending herself from a bunch of pre-pubescent teens.

Sandman
07-29-2005, 07:11 AM
This is like the 5th-best thread ever.

NAATYE
07-29-2005, 07:15 AM
I guess it make the archives huh?