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dt
03-18-2010, 07:26 AM
They sent me one of those, anybody interested?

Sandman
03-18-2010, 10:45 AM
yes

707
03-18-2010, 11:06 AM
yup.

NickF
03-18-2010, 07:18 PM
Please

Fallen
03-18-2010, 07:30 PM
Si senor

LCS
03-18-2010, 10:44 PM
Me! :D

You should raffle it, since everyone wants it haha.

Sandman
03-19-2010, 05:02 AM
I think we should fight for it.

kds
03-19-2010, 06:26 AM
yes

Sandman
03-19-2010, 07:34 AM
u dont wanna do this w/me ive been thuggin all my life

Poetry contest?

disco
03-19-2010, 08:16 AM
u dont wanna do this w/me ive been thuggin all my life

Poetry contest?

I WILL SHOW YOU FEAR IN A HANDFUL OF DUST


Now gimme gimme gimme

test-acc
03-19-2010, 09:18 AM
mspaint contest

dt
03-19-2010, 09:20 AM
Go for poetry contest.

LCS
03-19-2010, 10:20 AM
Mr. Dt
By LCSBSSRHXXX

Hey Mr. Dt, give that invite to me.
I want to pwn noobs, and drink green tea.
My poetry is the best, better than smokin' trees.
So give me that invite, thx dood.

K? Pŕo?ćtiόnŹ
03-19-2010, 04:39 PM
worst poem ever.

test-acc
03-20-2010, 06:17 AM
Go for poetry contest.

this is clearly because i am an mspaint god and not a poet

Sandman
03-20-2010, 08:16 PM
Dt, it's alarming you'd even consider
Sending that invite to any but me.
Knowing that you can oft be quite the kidder,
Still I can't figure what your motive may be.
Everyone knows names with three numbers or letters
Belong only to retards of substantial degree.
Though having a title with no rivals or betters,
Test's talents lie principally under the sea.
LCSFGTXX's poem was weak for contention,
Showcasing his cognitive decomposition.
Then there are no-names not worth a mention.

That being said, here's my contest submission:


I once met a player of an antique game
Who asked: "where cn i get sum fkin hax m8?
cuz fags liek 2 rush in nr and its lame"
I started: "bwhac--" but then, oh, no, wait
Half smiling, with eager resolve I replied,
"My friend, what you seek is at Gamethreat.net.
You've nothing to fear with the hax on your side."
He rewarded my kindness, "o kewl thx fgt"

K? Pŕo?ćtiόnŹ
03-20-2010, 08:57 PM
my name is kc and i like s c.
i spit wicked ass rhymes all the ****in time.
dont give that key to any of these ****ing faggots
especially not sandman that dirty bitch maggot.

my favorite past time is ling raping noobs
its a nasty crime and i dont use lube.

im the best ****ing player
an there aint no doubt
cut you through the layers
and shut you out


Who are the five greatest rappers of all time?
Think about it.
Kc, Kc, Kc, Kcand Kc.
Cause I spit hot fire!

Fallen
03-20-2010, 11:19 PM
There was an old man from Peru
Who dreamt he was eating his shoe.
He awoke in a fright
In the middle of the night
And found it was perfectly true.


Also, roflmao kitty cow.

Arcanite
03-21-2010, 09:19 AM
my name is kc and i like s c.
i spit wicked ass rhymes all the ****in time.
dont give that key to any of these ****ing faggots
especially not sandman that dirty bitch maggot.

my favorite past time is ling raping noobs
its a nasty crime and i dont use lube.

im the best ****ing player
an there aint no doubt
cut you through the layers
and shut you out


Who are the five greatest rappers of all time?
Think about it.
Kc, Kc, Kc, Kcand Kc.
Cause I spit hot fire!

Lol, this has to win.

LCS
03-21-2010, 11:06 AM
psh, kc used photoshop, we all know the true winner.

LCS
03-21-2010, 11:32 AM
my name is kc and i like s c.
i spit wicked ass rhymes all the ****in time.
dont give that key to any of these ****ing faggots
especially not sandman that dirty bitch maggot.

my favorite past time is ling raping noobs
its a nasty crime and i dont use lube.

im the best ****ing player
an there aint no doubt
cut you through the layers
and shut you out


Who are the five greatest rappers of all time?
Think about it.
Kc, Kc, Kc, Kcand Kc.
Cause I spit hot fire!

Hot fire?
****in liar.

Nigga, I spit warp rifts like pylons,
Spread yo motha's legs an rip those nylons,
...Yeh, I'll infect that bitches' command center,
Then skeet on her back, tell 'er it's psionic weather.
KC be talkin' ****, an those claims are invalid,
because the only toss he's pro at is the army salad.
Kc, Kc, Kc and Kc.
Sit yo ass down, dt reply me!

p00onu
03-21-2010, 12:16 PM
ROFL :bottom:

Sandman
03-21-2010, 01:47 PM
wtf rap battle? Don't make me bring in $$$$$$$$$$.

edited.

707
03-21-2010, 05:03 PM
Hot fire?
****in liar.

Nigga, I spit warp rifts like pylons,
Spread yo motha's legs an rip those nylons,
...Yeh, I'll infect that bitches' command center,
Then skeet on her back, tell 'er it's psionic weather.
KC be talkin' ****, an those claims are invalid,
because the only toss he's pro at is the army salad.
Kc, Kc, Kc and Kc.
Sit yo ass down, dt reply me!:lol:

p00onu
03-21-2010, 06:06 PM
lmao I think LCS won that battle.

707
03-21-2010, 06:23 PM
Definitely.

bulk_4me
03-21-2010, 09:18 PM
I'll write mine in liek' 5 minutes!

NickF
03-21-2010, 09:34 PM
Epic Fale

Starcraft is the greatest RTS evar
But Blizzard ****ing sucks and didnt give me a key
So, please, dt push that button, pull that levar
send that email to the best- thats me
\\
i'm just a douche named Nick
and dt holds the key to our hearts
but my job aint to rap and be some prick
at least im not stuck pushing grocery carts

I can't touch 707s spits
or talk trash like kc
hell, i cant even top sandmans poem ****s
Please dt, I just want to play sc

bulk_4me
03-21-2010, 09:37 PM
It's been a while
since I write with the hearth
and its because the addiction hit me so hard
I wished I never came back to this

But today,
I once again had the urge
the light comes upon my self
after way so much time, my hearth
has yet another illusion

A new illusion
that is vanishing the sorrow
which is taking by part
that ansiety
that did not allow me to come back

Now you're here
providing me the beta key,
I wish to control those marines,
and forget about everything
gimme the goods, 'cause as they say
it's about time bitch.

dt
03-22-2010, 07:18 AM
Expected this to be an easy win for Sandman. Your old poems were a lot better than this though.

dt
03-22-2010, 01:18 PM
By the way, is there anybody who needs it for seriously working on multiplayer hacks? Honest answer please.

LCS
03-22-2010, 01:29 PM
I just want it to game legit b/c my PC is currently dead - so no h4xing, but if someone wants it for h4xing I think they should get priorities.

Sandman
03-22-2010, 04:23 PM
I'm terrible at poetry. Well, I'm pretty bad at writing anything these days, but poetry especially. I can't get mad anymore. :( Maybe I should go a month without getting drunk and doing stuff with my penis...

LCS how are you going to play SC2 with a dead PC? Denied, sir.

LCS
03-22-2010, 04:25 PM
On my laptop...

Sandman
03-22-2010, 05:51 PM
Your reason for not working on hacks is that your PC is dead, but you have a working laptop. Obviously you're hiding something.

I wouldn't trust this guy.

LCS
03-22-2010, 06:21 PM
Mac OSX, Blizz games support Mac. Don't make me stab you in the temple with a knife for wall hacking sandman.

bulk_4me
03-22-2010, 06:32 PM
I just want to play the game. :(

LCS
03-22-2010, 06:43 PM
I just want to play the game. :(

707
03-22-2010, 08:55 PM
I just want to have secks with a hawt chick.

LCS
03-23-2010, 01:29 AM
I just want to have secks with a hawt chick.
http://pix.4gifs.com/gallery/d/129292-1/Filledout.jpg

NickF
03-23-2010, 08:57 PM
She is pretty ****ing hot...

BloodyBlade
03-24-2010, 10:00 AM
Um... I already have the beta. If anyone wants it find a launcher, crack, and download it from your favorite torrent site.

NickF
03-24-2010, 06:35 PM
But you can't play on bnet with other people?

BloodyBlade
03-24-2010, 08:29 PM
Oh well. Be patient.

LCS
03-25-2010, 12:54 AM
dt reply me. im drunk an i don wana go akazukin an steal yo fingas

NickF
03-25-2010, 07:54 AM
Steal your fingers? I missed something?

LCS
03-25-2010, 11:03 AM
Steal your fingers? I missed something?
A couple years ago Akazukin went crazy and threatened dt and I - with the goals to find us in real life and cut off our fingers.
"ONE FINGER!"

BloodyBlade
03-25-2010, 11:44 AM
OH NOEZ NOT MY FINGAZ

dt
03-25-2010, 05:20 PM
Hey kc, I thought you only have a netbook? So you can't play?

Zephyrix
03-25-2010, 08:26 PM
I'd totally pass one along but I sold my account, haha.
They're going for around like $40-60 an invite now.

Perma
03-27-2010, 07:47 PM
I also have a spare invitation (even after donating one to a friend) if you'd prefer to suck up to me, instead.

K? Pŕo?ćtiόnŹ
03-28-2010, 04:38 AM
Hey kc, I thought you only have a netbook? So you can't play?
yah i was going to reply
but i was high in the sky (im traveling)
i cant use that key
so please dont give it to me

by the time i get my main computer
im sure ill be able to buy the retail ver

so once again please dt
dont send that key to me



also, lcs, wtf, i thought we were freinds and then you go and sick burn me like that what a dick i hate u.

LCS
03-28-2010, 08:03 PM
also, lcs, wtf, i thought we were freinds and then you go and sick burn me like that what a dick i hate u.
I had to destroy you in a rap battle, sorry.
Do I get that invite fo winning? :D

AgentGOD
03-28-2010, 09:45 PM
I got the fastest rig here, I play mainly FPS games, I love reverse engineering: it's sort of a hobby.

It's quite logical who the beta invite goes to.




My crave is StarCraft II, and I am proud to say
Right back in my own community, with my new gaming rig
There’s old units and new units, and even a mothership
Through good games and bad games, it’s triumph we care
And so I found a place, where everyone will know
It's GameThreat time, this is the StarCraft II poem

Let's see who can guess where this is plagiarized from ;)

dt
03-30-2010, 10:49 AM
Gave my key to lcs. I think Sandman deserves the other one, or agent if he needs it to make hacks.

Sandman
03-31-2010, 05:27 PM
Oh hello I'm Sandman and I'm drunk as ****
750 of wild turkey, the bottle never left my lips
I have an iron stomach and a liver I destroyed
Like lcs's mom's pussy - I packed that **** with altoids
Because it smelled like rotting flesh but now it's minty fresh
I need this beta key so I can give this habit a rest
My life is a puzzle and I don't want to solve it
So I find my reality's exit door and revolve it
But I'd like to play SC2 instead of doing stuff that's wrong
Like drinking and smoking and ****ing my friends' moms
When I wake up at 4 am with no pants in a laundromat
I think damn if only I were killing some lings with my firebats
This embarrassing ordeal just may have been averted
I'd rather practice micro than have a cotton swab inserted
In my junk cuz I was drunk and I banged trashy sluts
I should be building banshees instead of busting nuts
I should be dropping metal instead of driving drunk
I should be spending minerals, not money on my truck
So dt please send that key if it's not too much trouble
Because I'd like to see some carriers instead of seeing double

LCS
04-01-2010, 06:02 AM
I can't get my pc to work & there is no mac beta currently so here's the key for who ever get's it bound to their battle.net account first:
BXZWY9-D88R-MNMF7X-TT7P-CCPGGI

LCS
08-05-2010, 04:16 PM
BUMPED! I'm moving this out of the staff board & archiving this.
The key I posted in post #57 was part of my April Fools Day prank (invalid).