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Fang325
01-10-2006, 12:28 PM
We have a thread or Funny Pics and Movies, why not jokes??
Sticky please?

I'll start this off with one of my favroite jokes:

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.
*robt has left the chat room


<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

:lol:

Sinz
01-10-2006, 01:45 PM
meh best sorta joke i can find at this level of non sleep

Greek
01-10-2006, 02:16 PM
Whats simmilar between a hurricane and a blonde?


Theres a lot of blowing and you lose your house.

XCreepingDeathX
01-10-2006, 02:31 PM
How are Michael Jackson and McDonalds the same?

They both stick their meat in 8 year old buns.

Dr. Silence
01-10-2006, 02:43 PM
How are Michael Jackson and McDonalds the same?

They both stick their meat in 8 year old buns.

Strangly delicious.

Fang325
01-10-2006, 03:07 PM
ughh...thats sick... request meat into buns...???

Request for this thread to be a sticky =D

Greek
01-10-2006, 03:13 PM
who would win in a fight chuck norris or god?



Chuck norris is god.

Dr. Silence
01-10-2006, 03:16 PM
who would win in a fight chuck norris or god?



Chuck norris is god.

The gay fat bold guy in your avatar looks like you in real life.

Fang325
01-10-2006, 03:25 PM
LOL Chuk norris, the guy wit the bald head looks like him? meh, but since the picture thread is so long I you really can't find anyone that your looking for

LordPeezy
02-14-2006, 11:17 PM
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

hba
02-14-2006, 11:58 PM
If saren shoved a broom in his ass, would that be talking with his mouth full?

LordPeezy
02-15-2006, 12:48 AM
how did saren break his nose..? he saw a dildo facing up under a glass table