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Captain Jean Luc Picard, USS Enterprise
12-29-2005, 04:49 PM
Chuck Norris-styleeeee.... plus, your name sucks

Discuss...

exzapel
12-29-2005, 04:51 PM
ummmm, which of the mods are you?

HARD_ON
12-29-2005, 04:53 PM
I dont think I have ever seen anyone join and end up being a moderator on the same day.

Captain Jean Luc Picard, USS Enterprise
12-29-2005, 05:03 PM
I am Captain Jean Luc Picard, USS Enterprise

Proud graduate of Starfleet Academy. I melt faces, chuck norris style, and have a lesbian cheerleader girlfriend

discuss...

someoneod
12-29-2005, 05:04 PM
who the **** are you? :jawdrop:

XCreepingDeathX
12-29-2005, 05:04 PM
lmfao...
*Salutes* Welcome aboard starship commander!!!
Hes our new captain. Phasers to maximum, noobs look out.

Pharnax
12-29-2005, 05:07 PM
Someone here is really bored :eek:

XCreepingDeathX
12-29-2005, 05:07 PM
I bet its rum. Lol, his name takes up 3 lines on the "current online users" bar.
EDIT: OH ****, I put my ring on the wrong finger. ****, now its stuck. ****

Pharnax
12-29-2005, 05:12 PM
EDIT: OH ****, I put my ring on the wrong finger. ****, now its stuck. ****
ahahaa :lol:

Lieutenant Worf
12-29-2005, 05:12 PM
lmfao...
*Salutes* Welcome aboard starship commander!!!
Hes our new captain. Phasers to maximum, noobs look out.

Captain, it appears the indigenous lifeforms on this planet are attempting to mock us. What is our course of action.

Pharnax
12-29-2005, 05:13 PM
Just stop. It's not funny at all.

c0ke
12-29-2005, 05:13 PM
Use your god-damn heads? Who was the last ADMIN talking about this "Captain Jean Luc Picard, USS Enterprise" guy?

Lieutenant Worf
12-29-2005, 05:16 PM
Captain, I'm sure they are mocking us. They say your name without any respect, no honor!

Pharnax
12-29-2005, 05:17 PM
Use your god-damn heads? Who was the last ADMIN talking about this "Captain Jean Luc Picard, USS Enterprise" guy?
I can't remember :cry:

dt? llafnwod? YOU?

NAATYE perhaps?

Captain Jean Luc Picard, USS Enterprise
12-29-2005, 05:20 PM
Set your phasers to stun, these primitive humans don't seem to respect our authoritah....

Lt. Worf - I'm going to send Data and Chuck Norris down with you on the away team to melt faces.

/salute

XCreepingDeathX
12-29-2005, 05:22 PM
I respect. *bows/salutes*
Don't stun me please!

Just stop. It's not funny at all.
I find it amusing.

BlaZeR
12-29-2005, 05:22 PM
Use your god-damn heads? Who was the last ADMIN talking about this "Captain Jean Luc Picard, USS Enterprise" guy?
Tis c0ke.

Pharnax
12-29-2005, 05:22 PM
Yeah, I just searched, and I found the thread -.-

I wasn't online, don't blame me because I actually have a life!

JLTucker
12-29-2005, 05:23 PM
I have a life too. Just not during the holidays.

BlaZeR
12-29-2005, 05:25 PM
Yeah, I just searched, and I found the thread -.-

I wasn't online, don't blame me because I actually have a life!
Haha me too.

JLTucker
12-29-2005, 05:27 PM
Well, I spent a lot of time on BWHacks this semester. I spent too much time to be precise.

Pharnax
12-29-2005, 05:28 PM
Well, I spent a lot of time on BWHacks this semester. I spent too much time to be precise.
Well, admitting it is the first step towards salvation. Atleast you are less geeky than those who live in denial.

JLTucker
12-29-2005, 05:31 PM
BWHacks and laziness led to my poor grades. See, BWHacks is addictive!

Stewie
12-29-2005, 05:44 PM
Wtf, he became a mod in a day, wtf? Who are you?

c0ke
12-29-2005, 05:46 PM
You guys are so ****ing stupid, it's unbelievable.

BlaZeR
12-29-2005, 05:46 PM
Stewie did you even bother to read the whole first page?

Stewie
12-29-2005, 05:48 PM
Stewie did you even bother to read the whole first page?
No. I'll read it.
Edit- oh, n/m.

c0ke
12-29-2005, 05:49 PM
I admit it, it's me!

Pharnax
12-29-2005, 05:52 PM
I admit it, we don't care.

disco
12-29-2005, 05:59 PM
IT'S INDULGENCE YOU DUMBASSES!

Pharnax
12-29-2005, 06:00 PM
IT'S INDULGENCE YOU DUMBASSES!
A little too late, seeing that 3 of us already said that, plus c0ke gave a hint -.-

Dr. Silence
12-29-2005, 06:05 PM
ZOMG, i said indulgence on the 4th post but dipstick indulgence deleated my post...

Sinz
12-29-2005, 06:07 PM
A little too late, seeing that 3 of us already said that, plus c0ke gave a hint -.-

c0ke didnt give a hint he admited to it -.-

disco
12-29-2005, 06:08 PM
ZOMG, i said indulgence on the 4th post but dipstick indulgence deleated my post...
Haha pwned.

Dr. Silence
12-29-2005, 06:08 PM
Haha pwned.

Wow, that's sad.

disco
12-29-2005, 06:12 PM
Wow, that's sad.
Ouch, my dignity!

Dr. Silence
12-29-2005, 06:13 PM
Ouch, my dignity!

Thiers none left.

dt
12-29-2005, 06:17 PM
I admit it, it's me!
Omg it's teh c0ke! He's out of control!

c0ke
12-29-2005, 06:18 PM
Silence, you of all people talking about dignity, HAH!


Dt: NOTHING CAN STOP ME!!111 kekekee ^ _^

Dr. Silence
12-29-2005, 06:27 PM
Silence, you of all people talking about dignity, HAH!




Your point in life is as sharp as a rubber duck.

NickF
12-29-2005, 06:32 PM
ALRIGHT I SURENDER TO YOU CAPTAIN JEAN LUC PACKARD! YOU ARE TO MIGHTY FOR THE KILNGON EMPIRE!

APISTOBORELLI
12-29-2005, 06:40 PM
What does a Klingon who associates with puny humans know of honor? Galron would kick you ass with a batlethh.

NickF
12-29-2005, 06:42 PM
I really dont watch Star Trek very often...

XCreepingDeathX
12-29-2005, 06:55 PM
My dad does and I can't stand it. I hate that show. Well, not really. Its alright.

indulgence
12-29-2005, 06:58 PM
Rock me amadeus
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1491516901670441597

Also, I've got to try this...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8735889757702013026

LCS
12-29-2005, 07:04 PM
Rock me amadeus
Have you herd Mope by the Bloodhound Gang?

Greek
12-29-2005, 07:06 PM
I don't know who it is I probally wasn'nt here when it happend.

howardmeis
12-29-2005, 09:14 PM
It's indulgence, or integar, I forget.

Captain Jean Luc Picard, USS Enterprise
12-29-2005, 09:15 PM
Jordi, what is the status of the warp drive?

llafnwod
12-29-2005, 09:16 PM
It's indulgence, or integar, I forget.Can you be bothered to look on the same ****ing page as your post?

c0ke
12-29-2005, 09:17 PM
Can you be bothered to look on the same ****ing page as your post?

No.

Remember, you're talking to a species of idiots.

XCreepingDeathX
12-29-2005, 09:20 PM
Jordi, what is the status of the warp drive?
The warp drive is fully functional and primed for initiation captain.

Lt. Geordi Laforge
12-29-2005, 09:21 PM
The warp drive is fully functional and primed for initiation captain.
I believe that's my line...

XCreepingDeathX
12-29-2005, 09:23 PM
I offer my sincerest apologies, Liutenant(sp?).

Lt. Geordi Laforge
12-29-2005, 09:24 PM
Don't make me set my phaser to kill...

Lieutenant Geordi LaForge
12-29-2005, 09:25 PM
I believe that's my line...Captain! There's a shapeshifter on the Deck 13!

howardmeis
12-29-2005, 09:25 PM
I didn't feel like reading 3 pages of startreck talk. It's 11:25 here and I jsut got back form a concert.

Calavera
12-29-2005, 09:26 PM
http://myspace-041.vo.llnwd.net/00036/14/00/36540041_l.jpg

XCreepingDeathX
12-29-2005, 09:26 PM
Wtf, how many people are in on this? Or is it all indulgence?
EDIT; lmao Calavera. Its 12:25 where I live.

Lieutenant Geordi LaForge
12-29-2005, 09:29 PM
startreckCaptain, the waves of stupidity are causing instability in the warp core! She won't hold much longer!

Dyndrilliac
12-29-2005, 09:32 PM
I didn't feel like reading 3 pages of startreck talk. It's 11:25 here and I jsut got back form a concert.

You goddamned moron. If you are going to spam, spam like you actually know what the **** you're talking about! There aren't 3 pages, there are 2!!!. Captain! This "howardmeis" is a Klingon spy! He's after the dryferium crystals were escorting to Sector 16 in the Galactian system!

howardmeis
12-29-2005, 09:32 PM
OH GOODNESS!!!!1

And with my face melted, I have nothing ot live for!!!!!!

CLINGON SPEECH TIME!!!!

Gheltzemforkilt shimplaszumitopequizenth.

EDIT:
P.S. dyn looky.
Page 3 of 3

Lt. Geordi Laforge
12-29-2005, 09:32 PM
Captain, I can prove its me... I've still got the hidden cam picture from your last trip to the holodeck

EDIT: NO PORN <3 LCS

Edit: No LCS is going to stop Jordi LaForge

EDIT: NO PORN <3 LCS

Edit: Dont make the captain melt your face LCS :)
http://img311.imageshack.us/img311/5092/insurrection112a3qj.jpg
Captain CROSSDRESSER!

Calavera
12-29-2005, 09:33 PM
sooo.... since were all playing starwars whos making the darth vader account?

~ edit forgot my sarcasm tags (thought people would know but forgot this was bwhacks...)

Lieutenant Geordi LaForge
12-29-2005, 09:34 PM
CLINGON SPEECH TIME!!!!Another wave of stupid! The core is starting to fall apart!
Captain, I can prove its me... I've still got the hidden cam picture from your last trip to the holodeckSee Captain, he's the imposter! I don't take pictures of you in the holodeck... at least, none to speak of.

Belphegor
12-29-2005, 09:37 PM
sooo.... since were all playing starwars whos making the darth vader account?
****ing retard.:wall:

Lieutenant LaForge, I believe we just took another hit of stupidity. How are we going to cool the core down!?:nervous:

Captain Jean Luc Picard, USS Enterprise
12-29-2005, 09:39 PM
Let the melting of faces begin.

JLTucker
12-29-2005, 09:39 PM
There aren't 3 pages, there are 2!!!. Captain!
Did you not know that it all depends on the user's forum settings?

howardmeis
12-29-2005, 09:40 PM
Use your small penis'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

LCS
12-29-2005, 09:40 PM
Let the melting of faces begin.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :flame:

Belphegor
12-29-2005, 09:40 PM
Did you not know that it all deoends on the user's forum settings?
Correct. I am seeing 4 with the default settings.

But soon when my face melts, I wont be able to see anything!:cry:

howardmeis
12-29-2005, 09:42 PM
Yes 4 now. Woot. You'd tihnk spam would be gone, considering there are like 4 "mod" accounts on here. lol.

Dyndrilliac
12-29-2005, 09:42 PM
Did you not know that it all deoends on the user's forum settings?But only those damned Klingon's use low post per page settings! KILL THE KLINGON!! Throw him into the warp core! Maybe if we make a ritual sacrifice to Data, he will save us!

HARD_ON
12-29-2005, 09:45 PM
Thank you for that unessesary face melting Captain Jean Luc Picard.
Now how about not doing that again. Its treason to melt the face of a crew member.

Lieutenant Worf
12-29-2005, 11:53 PM
I didn't see him tet your qab. So you must be lying... Game_on, Hab SoSlI' Quch!

HARD_ON
12-30-2005, 12:09 AM
I didn't see him tet your qab. So you must be lying... Game_on, Hab SoSlI' Quch!
Why is it klingon seem to be so assumive? I guess thats why then went to war with the romulans.

hba
12-30-2005, 12:44 AM
Indulgence, I'm sending you and your Trekkie troop to rehab.

EyeOfFire
12-30-2005, 01:01 AM
Ahahaha this is hilarious! Who's actually really behind this i have to rep them...

Paris Hilton
12-30-2005, 01:11 AM
I've had so much plastic surgery that it's impossible to melt my face!

Take that shuttle and shove it up your docking bay Picard! WARP FACTOR **** YOU!

hba
12-30-2005, 01:20 AM
Ahahaha this is hilarious! Who's actually really behind this i have to rep them...
Dude, it's seriously indulgence you douche.

Dr. Silence
12-30-2005, 01:31 AM
And c0ke...

Paris Hilton
12-30-2005, 01:48 AM
You guys are aware that it is spelled "Geordi" right?

HARD_ON
12-30-2005, 02:17 AM
You guys are aware that it is spelled "Geordi" right?
Supprizingly,you are correct.
StarTrek ("http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/TNG/characters/index.html)

USS Enterprise
12-30-2005, 02:42 AM
*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Aberrant
12-30-2005, 04:10 AM
It's at times like this you have to ask yourself... What would Brian Boitano do?

indulgence
12-30-2005, 07:08 AM
I reign supreme

JLTucker
12-30-2005, 09:52 AM
Star Trek is gay.

George Foreman
12-30-2005, 10:00 AM
boxing > startrek.

XCreepingDeathX
12-30-2005, 10:03 AM
lmfao, not again...

Training-Name
12-30-2005, 10:19 AM
What the hell has happened to BWH?

George Foreman
12-30-2005, 10:23 AM
What the hell has happened to BWH?bwhacks.com has hax! og ther for hax.

banana_sam
12-30-2005, 10:36 AM
The only thing funny about this thread is the Chuck Noris face-melting. Other than that, this was just one bad, drawn out Star Trek impression.

Yawn.

George Foreman
12-30-2005, 10:38 AM
The only thing funny about this thread is the Chuck Noris face-melting. Other than that, this was just one bad, drawn out Star Trek impression.

Yawn.plz go out with me

XCreepingDeathX
12-30-2005, 10:40 AM
I will.

George Foreman
12-30-2005, 10:45 AM
I will.col ima tell all my freinds!

Sandman
12-30-2005, 11:24 AM
to show how Captain Jean Luc Picard, USS Enterprise melts my face, here is a diagram:

1 = Captain Jean Luc Picard 2 = USS Enterprise 3 = me wtf do i Do?

1 2
-3-

LCS
12-30-2005, 11:28 AM
meted your face suakas!
-Closed

LCS
12-30-2005, 11:33 AM
Oh, sooo ****ing archived!
-Moved