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dt
09-20-2004, 03:41 PM
I bet you also want to get emails like that.


Hi [email protected]

i have am maphack named damnnation and a mineral hack, but whem i use the mineral hack, the battle.net kicks me from the server. i need a programn to disable the securit on battle.net servers. please, help me.

thanks to listen me. have a god day.

Caiosf.

BloodyBlade
09-20-2004, 03:51 PM
Hahahaha.

I am going to go work on a new medication. Anti-Newb pills. Its simple. When a newb takes these pills, it make it so when they move their hands or mouth, it really hurts. So when they try to type or say something, it makes them really think, is this necesairy? It also makes them remember how to use spelling and punctuation, along with the abillity to refrain from asking for help from someone. It also automatically changes their homepage to http://www.google.com. If a person that isn't so newb, takes this pill. The pill will make it a reflex to kick newbs in the mouth when they act stupid, along with the people that say "yuo weer a nweb to". 10.00$ for one pill,
1000$ for a bottle.

llafnwod
09-20-2004, 03:54 PM
Hahahaha.

I am going to go work on a new medication. Anti-Newb pills. Its simple. When a newb takes these pills, it make it so when they move their hands or mouth, it really hurts. So when they try to type or say something, it makes them really think, is this necesairy? It also makes them remember how to use spelling and punctuation, along with the abillity to refrain from asking for help from someone. It also automatically changes their homepage to http://www.google.com (http://www.google.com/). If a person that isn't so newb, takes this pill. The pill will make it a reflex to kick newbs in the mouth when they act stupid, along with the people that say "yuo weer a nweb to". 10.00$ for one pill, 1000$ for a bottle.That's the best idea I've heard in a long time.
$10 is way, WAY too low.

BloodyBlade
09-20-2004, 04:19 PM
Here are some bottle designs:

http://img67.exs.cx/img67/5967/AntiNewb.jpg

http://img67.exs.cx/img67/3450/AntiNewb2.jpg

http://img67.exs.cx/img67/5306/AntiNewb3.jpg

New price is 50$ per pill. llafnwod will be in charge of sales.

YonderKnight
09-20-2004, 04:23 PM
Okay, this is kinda sloppy, but I did it in like 5 minutes so....

http://yonderknight.mvhosted.com/Anti-Newb.jpeg
:lol::lol:

Dragan
09-20-2004, 04:24 PM
HAHAHAHA lol u should put "Anti-Newb Pills NOW WITH A FREE SAMPLE OF VIAGRA" eheheheheh

BloodyBlade
09-20-2004, 04:27 PM
My pills are better because I made it with the allmighty mspaint. Start>Run>MSPaint. The god of image editing programs. I made those in like... 2 minutes. It took me 3-5 to find the pill bottle images. By the way, the second image is an edited viagra bottle.

Dragan
09-20-2004, 04:32 PM
ahahahah lol bloody, that Big Whale should b on the cover ahahah

llafnwod
09-20-2004, 04:32 PM
New price is 50$ per pill. llafnwod will be in charge of sales.Very well. How will I attract the right customers though? Hmm.
Here, high6 high6 high6.

YonderKnight
09-20-2004, 04:32 PM
Actually I made a scetch of that drawing in health class when my teacher kept saying "You can't keep popping vitamins in your mouth", and he used the word 'pop' so much it got annoying.

So I drew a picture of a pill bursting then when I came home I drew it on photoshop. That one took me around 30min to 1 hour to do. I just edited the text right now so..... :lol:

punture
09-20-2004, 04:37 PM
Very well. How will I attract the right customers though? Hmm.
Here, high6 high6 high6.
LOL ...

Still buggin him about that selection hack huh?

llafnwod
09-20-2004, 04:39 PM
LOL ...

Still buggin him about that selection hack huh?Officially, no. For all practical purposes, yes. But this isn't a serious thread anyway, so Fish Beans has no reason to be angry.

BloodyBlade
09-20-2004, 04:39 PM
I know how to attract customers.

A thread titled: TEH FREEz0r MINRALZ HAKI IZ HURRR CLIK CLIC CLICK!

punture
09-20-2004, 04:42 PM
Or Here is a selection hack public version and for a bonus a 1.11b stack hack!

YonderKnight
09-20-2004, 04:44 PM
:lol:
I'm in pictures today :)
Sloppy, but still funny...
http://yonderknight.mvhosted.com/Anti-Newb2.jpeg

:lol:

punture
09-20-2004, 04:52 PM
Pic not showing... HeHe

llafnwod
09-20-2004, 06:25 PM
Or Here is a selection hack public version!Great idea! High6 can be in charge of that project. Can't you high6?
Note to Fish Beans: This is a worthless thread, and not made by high6. Let me have some fun.

Comi
09-20-2004, 06:46 PM
I bet you also want to get emails like that.
In fact Ive got pms in bh that make that mail seem a inteligent mail. :(

llafnwod
09-20-2004, 07:03 PM
Holy shit. Like what?

unimailer1972
09-21-2004, 02:48 PM
I bet you also want to get emails like that.

You shoulda had him send you like 50 bucks via paypal for the program to do that...and sent him some trojans, etc.

llafnwod
09-21-2004, 03:29 PM
Being a noob doesn't entitle him to have his computer destroyed. Just now AgentGOD thought he made a functional upgrade hack, which is as bad as thinking he made a mineral hack. I don't know what he was thinking.