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    Default Basic VB Stuff - String Manipulation, Variables, If Statments, For Statments.

    This is a tutorial I wrote a while ago to teach some basic things about VB, this doesn't have any info about hacking but it has some things you can learn from, if you need me to post an example for one of the things in this tutorial just ask.

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    String Manipulation :
    
    	Val(str1)				Returns the str1 as a value, this is used only for math
    	Len(strSource)				Returns the legnth of a strSource
    	Left$(strSource, #)			Returns the value at # (Starting from left)
    	Right$(strSource, #)			Returns the value at # (starting from right)
    	Mid$(String1, #, #)			Returns the value betweem # and #
    	InStr(#, strSource, strInput)		Starts at # in strSource and looks for strInput
    	Replace(strSource,OldString,NewString)	Replaces an OldString with a NewString, in strSource
    	LCase$(strSource)			Returns strSource in lowercase
    	UCase$(strSource)			Returns strSource in uppercase
    	StrReverse(strSource)			Returns strSource reversed
    	StrCompare(str1, str2)			Compares two strings ASCII values
    	LTrim$(strSource)			Returns strSource with the spaces cut off of the left side of the string
    	RTrim$(strSource)			Returns strSource with the spaces cut off of the right side of the string
    	Trim$(strSource)			Returns strSource with the spaces cut off of the string
    	Split(strSource, Chr(#))		Returns strSource split into an array with the specified character
    	Join(strSource, Chr(#))			Returns strSource with it's array joined with the specified character
    	IsNumeric(strSource)			Returns if strSource is numeric
    	Space$(#)				Returns # of spaces
    
    
    Combining Strings :
    
    	To combine strings you might think you would use "+", you can use "+" to combine strings
    	but the best way to combine strings is by using "&"
    	
    	VbCrLf	-	Makes the text go to a new line..
    	VbTab	-	Adds a tab to the text.
    	Time	-	Returns your computer's time 
    	Date	-	Returns your computer's date
    	
    	Example :
    
    		Public Sub Form_Load()
    			MsgBox "Time " & Time & vbCrLf & "Date " & Date 	
    		End Sub
    
    Option Explicit :
    
    	Option Explicit makes the form your working on check for undeclared variables, and stop 
    	the program an alert you if there is an undeclared variable.
    
    Declaring Variables :
    
    	Dim	-	Declaring a variable.
    	Public	-	Makes the variable useable anywhere in your project.
    	Private	-	Makes the variable useable only on the form you declare it on.
    	Static	-	Remebers the last value assigned to the variable.
    
    Variable Types:
    
    	String	-	stores a string of text.
    	Integer	-	An integer between 32768 and -32768.
    	Byte	-	An integer between 0 and 255.
    	Long	-	An integer extending to billions.
    	Single	-	Stores large numbers.
    	Double	-	Stores large numbers and decimals.
    	Boolean	-	True or False value.
    	Variant -	Any value listed above, memory intensive.
    
    If Statments :
    
    	If		If ... Then (#1, #2, #3)	
    	If Not		If Not ... Then (#5)
    	Or		An Or can be added to the if statement after the first condition as an alternate. (example #7)
    	And		An And can be added to the if statement after the first condition. (example #8)
    	ElseIf		ElseIf ... Then (if you are going to put an elseif in, it always fallows an if statement (example #6))
    	Then		Then always fallows an If, If Not, or an ElseIf (example #1 - 8)
    	Else		Else is the oppisite of If (example #4)
    	End If		End If ends an If statement (unless it is a one line If (example #2)) if there is an ElseIf then put the End If after the ElseIf (example #6) 
    
    Examples :
    
    #1
    	If ... Then
    		...
    	End If
    #2
    	If ... Then ...
    #3
    	If ... Then
    		...
    		...
    		...
    	End If
    #4	
    	If ... Then
    		...
    	Else
    		...
    	End If
    #5
    	If Not ... Then
    		...
    	End If
    #6
    	If ... Then
    		...
    	ElseIf ... Then
    		...
    	End If
    #7
    	If ... Or ... Then
    		...
    	End If
    #8
    	If ... And ... Then
    		...
    	End If
    
    For Statements :
    
    	For (varable)	A For statement starts with For then a variable = #(LBound(...)) to #(UBound(...)) with out setting a Step, a for statement increases by 1. (Example #1-3)
    	Step		A Step can be used to make a For statement that increases by (+,-)# a Step can be used to make a For statement decrease by # or increase #, without setting a Step a For will increase by 1.(Example #2)		
    	Next (varable)	Next (varable) makes the varable increase by the indicated Step or the default 1 and then it will loop back up to the begining of the For statement. (Example #1-3) 
    
    
    Examples :
    
    #1
    	For i = ... to ...
    		...
    	Next i
    #2
    	For i = ... to ... step ...
    		...
    	Next i
    #3
    	for i = LBound(...) to UBound(...)
    		...
    	Next i
    Update by: indulgence [since no one will probably check page 13 or whatever :P]
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    The If statements area is grossly inadequate...
    If Statments [append] :
    
    	IIf		IIf(Evaluator, ValueIfTrue, ValueIfFalse)
    			' This is comparable to the ? : expressions in C, C++, JS, etc
    			' Example:  
    			' Dim sValue As String = IIf( 0 > 1, "Never gonna return me", "Always will return me")
    	OrElse		If ... OrElse ... Then
    	AndAlso		If ... AndAlso ... Then
    
    The 'With' Statement :
    	The With statement allows you to set a control context for referencing multiple properties more simply...
    	' Example :
    	'    Dim sExample As String = "Jeebus save me"
    	'    Dim iLength, iLength2 As Integer
    	'    With sExample
    	'       iLength = .Length
    	'       iLength2 = .Length
    	'    End With
    	Obviously you can get more complicated than this ;)
    
    Further list that needs commenting on.... but I don't have time to do at the moment.
    - The "For" Statement needs a ForEach description
    - More to come later
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    YO FUKC U PUNK ASS FGTS THIS GROUP IS FOR AWESOME MOTHERFUKCERS DOING AWESOME MOTHERFUKCIN THINGS AND DISCUSSING IMPORTANT AND PROFOUND TOPICS SUCH AS SUBSTANCE EXCHANGE RATES, JAILBAIT, COOKIN CRANK, TRISH'S SNATCH, BEER AND TACOS. WE ALSO GO ON FIELD TRIPS AND SIHT. SO IF UR INTO BEATIN HOMELESS PPL WITH SOCKS FULL OF BATTERIES THEN JOIN THIS FUKCIN GROUP CUZ U CANT BE A SCARED LITTLE BITCH ALL UR LIFE
    Quote Originally Posted by ston3rpimp69
    so at first i was excited cuz i was gettin laid. but then i thought about it. i dunno, maybe it's cuz i hadn't had anything to drink, but i almost panicked. i was thinkin this bitch takes in dicks like air and has probably done some pretty wild siht that i've only seen in vids from dsg's porn collection. she probably needs 4 cocks and a slip n slide to get off. that's kinda intimidating. that and i was worried that my dick might get the plague and fall off. might have to coat the condom in pesticide and wear a trash bag or something. i almost let it end there. almost. it's hard to say no when she's biting my shoulder as i walk her to her car. at least she doesn't waste time.

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    nice LCS!

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    Roar!!! =) Way to go!

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    Nice guide. Too bad I already know everything in there, though :]

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    You decided to post this becuase?
    Kc: what waht
    DSG: in da butt
    DSG: lol
    DSG: :P
    Kc: what what!?
    Kc: IN THE BUTT
    Kc: I say what what?
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    Because it's helpful to newbs.
    Quote Originally Posted by ston3rpimp69 View Post
    hello im the official spokesperson for lcs' awesome group only cool ppl can join and here is my official statement

    YO FUKC U PUNK ASS FGTS THIS GROUP IS FOR AWESOME MOTHERFUKCERS DOING AWESOME MOTHERFUKCIN THINGS AND DISCUSSING IMPORTANT AND PROFOUND TOPICS SUCH AS SUBSTANCE EXCHANGE RATES, JAILBAIT, COOKIN CRANK, TRISH'S SNATCH, BEER AND TACOS. WE ALSO GO ON FIELD TRIPS AND SIHT. SO IF UR INTO BEATIN HOMELESS PPL WITH SOCKS FULL OF BATTERIES THEN JOIN THIS FUKCIN GROUP CUZ U CANT BE A SCARED LITTLE BITCH ALL UR LIFE
    Quote Originally Posted by ston3rpimp69
    so at first i was excited cuz i was gettin laid. but then i thought about it. i dunno, maybe it's cuz i hadn't had anything to drink, but i almost panicked. i was thinkin this bitch takes in dicks like air and has probably done some pretty wild siht that i've only seen in vids from dsg's porn collection. she probably needs 4 cocks and a slip n slide to get off. that's kinda intimidating. that and i was worried that my dick might get the plague and fall off. might have to coat the condom in pesticide and wear a trash bag or something. i almost let it end there. almost. it's hard to say no when she's biting my shoulder as i walk her to her car. at least she doesn't waste time.

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    Either way their home is pscode.com.
    Because she's hot.

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    @Coke: LCS got banned from pscode.com. =p(Unless he got unbanned previously? But since you pissed off one of their mods I highly doubt it.)

    @LCS: So, you finally finished up that ole' thing ehh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LCSBSSRHXXX
    Because it's helpful to newbs.
    >_<, not you! To the stupid **** who was trying to show off.
    Kc: what waht
    DSG: in da butt
    DSG: lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uniquely_Defined
    @Coke: LCS got banned from pscode.com. =p(Unless he got unbanned previously? But since you pissed off one of their mods I highly doubt it.)

    @LCS: So, you finally finished up that ole' thing ehh?
    I'm still banned.
    Quote Originally Posted by ston3rpimp69 View Post
    hello im the official spokesperson for lcs' awesome group only cool ppl can join and here is my official statement

    YO FUKC U PUNK ASS FGTS THIS GROUP IS FOR AWESOME MOTHERFUKCERS DOING AWESOME MOTHERFUKCIN THINGS AND DISCUSSING IMPORTANT AND PROFOUND TOPICS SUCH AS SUBSTANCE EXCHANGE RATES, JAILBAIT, COOKIN CRANK, TRISH'S SNATCH, BEER AND TACOS. WE ALSO GO ON FIELD TRIPS AND SIHT. SO IF UR INTO BEATIN HOMELESS PPL WITH SOCKS FULL OF BATTERIES THEN JOIN THIS FUKCIN GROUP CUZ U CANT BE A SCARED LITTLE BITCH ALL UR LIFE
    Quote Originally Posted by ston3rpimp69
    so at first i was excited cuz i was gettin laid. but then i thought about it. i dunno, maybe it's cuz i hadn't had anything to drink, but i almost panicked. i was thinkin this bitch takes in dicks like air and has probably done some pretty wild siht that i've only seen in vids from dsg's porn collection. she probably needs 4 cocks and a slip n slide to get off. that's kinda intimidating. that and i was worried that my dick might get the plague and fall off. might have to coat the condom in pesticide and wear a trash bag or something. i almost let it end there. almost. it's hard to say no when she's biting my shoulder as i walk her to her car. at least she doesn't waste time.

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    omg did u block me LCS!?

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    No, I'm not online, I was making a Top Ramen and I spilled boiling water on my hand an it hurts, also I have to memorize a paper I wrote for German...
    Quote Originally Posted by ston3rpimp69 View Post
    hello im the official spokesperson for lcs' awesome group only cool ppl can join and here is my official statement

    YO FUKC U PUNK ASS FGTS THIS GROUP IS FOR AWESOME MOTHERFUKCERS DOING AWESOME MOTHERFUKCIN THINGS AND DISCUSSING IMPORTANT AND PROFOUND TOPICS SUCH AS SUBSTANCE EXCHANGE RATES, JAILBAIT, COOKIN CRANK, TRISH'S SNATCH, BEER AND TACOS. WE ALSO GO ON FIELD TRIPS AND SIHT. SO IF UR INTO BEATIN HOMELESS PPL WITH SOCKS FULL OF BATTERIES THEN JOIN THIS FUKCIN GROUP CUZ U CANT BE A SCARED LITTLE BITCH ALL UR LIFE
    Quote Originally Posted by ston3rpimp69
    so at first i was excited cuz i was gettin laid. but then i thought about it. i dunno, maybe it's cuz i hadn't had anything to drink, but i almost panicked. i was thinkin this bitch takes in dicks like air and has probably done some pretty wild siht that i've only seen in vids from dsg's porn collection. she probably needs 4 cocks and a slip n slide to get off. that's kinda intimidating. that and i was worried that my dick might get the plague and fall off. might have to coat the condom in pesticide and wear a trash bag or something. i almost let it end there. almost. it's hard to say no when she's biting my shoulder as i walk her to her car. at least she doesn't waste time.

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    uh huh whatever....good luck with that:( :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by LCSBSSRHXXX
    I'm still banned.
    Hehe =) That kid was pretty pissed off. :P Well, I should say kids...But that was pretty mean of you too...The funniest part is you did it to yourself!
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    Keep in mind that on most of the string manipulation functions (not all) you can trail them with a $. This is not just for the substring functions. The $ tells the compiler they return a string instead of a variant, which makes the program run faster theoretically.
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    I haven't seen you in a while Dyndrilliac where have you been?
    Quote Originally Posted by ston3rpimp69 View Post
    hello im the official spokesperson for lcs' awesome group only cool ppl can join and here is my official statement

    YO FUKC U PUNK ASS FGTS THIS GROUP IS FOR AWESOME MOTHERFUKCERS DOING AWESOME MOTHERFUKCIN THINGS AND DISCUSSING IMPORTANT AND PROFOUND TOPICS SUCH AS SUBSTANCE EXCHANGE RATES, JAILBAIT, COOKIN CRANK, TRISH'S SNATCH, BEER AND TACOS. WE ALSO GO ON FIELD TRIPS AND SIHT. SO IF UR INTO BEATIN HOMELESS PPL WITH SOCKS FULL OF BATTERIES THEN JOIN THIS FUKCIN GROUP CUZ U CANT BE A SCARED LITTLE BITCH ALL UR LIFE
    Quote Originally Posted by ston3rpimp69
    so at first i was excited cuz i was gettin laid. but then i thought about it. i dunno, maybe it's cuz i hadn't had anything to drink, but i almost panicked. i was thinkin this bitch takes in dicks like air and has probably done some pretty wild siht that i've only seen in vids from dsg's porn collection. she probably needs 4 cocks and a slip n slide to get off. that's kinda intimidating. that and i was worried that my dick might get the plague and fall off. might have to coat the condom in pesticide and wear a trash bag or something. i almost let it end there. almost. it's hard to say no when she's biting my shoulder as i walk her to her car. at least she doesn't waste time.

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    I was off in the Bahamas with my wife (honeymoon) having wild sex and getting high. Plus we just moved, and I have to use the computer terminals at the University where I teach until I call my ISP.
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    Ah nice.
    Hehe, just kidding nice to see you back.
    Quote Originally Posted by ston3rpimp69 View Post
    hello im the official spokesperson for lcs' awesome group only cool ppl can join and here is my official statement

    YO FUKC U PUNK ASS FGTS THIS GROUP IS FOR AWESOME MOTHERFUKCERS DOING AWESOME MOTHERFUKCIN THINGS AND DISCUSSING IMPORTANT AND PROFOUND TOPICS SUCH AS SUBSTANCE EXCHANGE RATES, JAILBAIT, COOKIN CRANK, TRISH'S SNATCH, BEER AND TACOS. WE ALSO GO ON FIELD TRIPS AND SIHT. SO IF UR INTO BEATIN HOMELESS PPL WITH SOCKS FULL OF BATTERIES THEN JOIN THIS FUKCIN GROUP CUZ U CANT BE A SCARED LITTLE BITCH ALL UR LIFE
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    so at first i was excited cuz i was gettin laid. but then i thought about it. i dunno, maybe it's cuz i hadn't had anything to drink, but i almost panicked. i was thinkin this bitch takes in dicks like air and has probably done some pretty wild siht that i've only seen in vids from dsg's porn collection. she probably needs 4 cocks and a slip n slide to get off. that's kinda intimidating. that and i was worried that my dick might get the plague and fall off. might have to coat the condom in pesticide and wear a trash bag or something. i almost let it end there. almost. it's hard to say no when she's biting my shoulder as i walk her to her car. at least she doesn't waste time.

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    I should hope your kidding, if I had taken a camera with me I'd have felt much like the guys on animal planet taking pics of the female lions when their hungry. Oh, and nice to be back :P
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    Yes, indeed. I made a thread specifically asking where you went. I thought you were disturbed by a hurricane, and came out unfortunate. :(

    At any rate, can I ask what you teach now? Thats pretty kool.

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