funny things to do in wal-mart

[DuckDuckGoose]

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner
is taking their sweet time (especially during the holiday shopping
frenzy!):

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when
they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code
3' in housewares ...... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers
you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 'Why
can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick
your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say "PICK
ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! ... NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

(And, last, but not least!)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and,
then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

[Aberrant]

Very nice Here is one for some of you when you have kids. If you are near a Sears and your baby needs a bottle, walk into the appliance section and heat up the bottle in one of their microwaves. If asked what you are doing just tell them you are testing its function. Also remember never heat a bottle for more than 20 sec.

[LCSBSSRHXXX]

Anarchist cook book, how original.

[FireXtol]

Oh, that was you? tsk tsk

[DuckDuckGoose]

LCSBSSRHXXX what are you talking about my post or his?

[LCSBSSRHXXX]

your post is from the anarchist cook book, correct?

[A.H]

lol very funny, maybe i'll try some of them someday. (oddly enough, i've think i've seen people do these things)

[DuckDuckGoose]

no its not. ive not even read the anarcist cook book for about 10 years or more.
(my step dad had a copy and we would make things out of it)

no i got that in a email.

[Fish Beans]

1. Did that to an older couple once.
5. Done it, they wouldn't let me.
9. Done it, but not in Wal-Mart (they use black domes, not silvered ones).
11. Did that while wearing a ski-mask and trench-coat. I was escorted off the premises.
12. Who hasn't done that?

Here are a few of my own that me and my friends have done.

1. Use rolls of carpet and wagons to practice jousting for the upcoming tournament.
2. Follow random people around the store until they leave (we had the police called on us once for that, it was past 1:00 AM, and there were two small children with the group).
3. Use the tall cages filled with balls to practice basketball (got escorted out of Wal-Mart for that too).
4. Steal CD-Keys for software by opening boxes and taking a quick snapshot of the key. Be sure to do it out of the view of cameras. If they see you open the box, you can get in trouble.
5. Enter offensive things into every computer screen you see (bridal registry, employment, etc) or change them to display in a strange language.
6. Walk by people while finishing up an offensive conversation. My favorite line is "So that's what semen tastes like...."

[DuckDuckGoose]

ive got a few me and my freinds used to do late at night around 2 or 3 am

1)bunngycord trash can lids to your chest and arms and have a war with chairs and bats.

2)get walkietalkies and play comando with toy guys in there packages.

3)run around asking all the store clerk's if theyve seen where the purple people whent.

4) get aroudn 10 one gallon jugs go in durring the buzy part of the day and fill them all up in the water fountian.

[Uniquely_Defined]

That is great, keep 'em coming :D And I used to hide in clothe racks all the time when I was younger I didn't understand why they would leave back then...lol

A new one that's so much fun:
Run around with helees in a store and skate by a staff member...when they say no skating, turn to them and tell them you're not and continue. I don't see how that was funny...was funnier when I was writing it.

[LCSBSSRHXXX]

Oh yeah, they talk about KMart in the anarchist cook book, I've read this some where before tho but I don't know where :/:

[disco]

i like gluing quarters to and near the arcade machines

[DuckDuckGoose]

lmfao
ive done that before thats so funny, i watch some kid sit there for 5 min's trying to get the quarter

[Uniquely_Defined]

He does and has to go home. You want to know how I know this? Take a guess...

Laugh out loud, just kidding.

[disco]

Laugh out loud, just kidding.

Does joking about it ease the pain?

[Siege-Tank]

Me and a friend got a good game of skate going with their generic skateboards a few times. Got some good footage and I killed my friend haha! Never got busted once either.

[Element]

Me and my friends usually go in to the local Wal-Mart or Canadian Tire and start a game of hockey in the sporting goods department. We also go to The Bay and sit in the $4000 leather recliners watching t.v. all day.

[Dragan]

16. Walk up to clerk and ask if they have bird seeds, once they answer ask
them if they have any pelet guns. (a sinister smile is recommended)

[hba]

Things I've done in Wal-Mart, nothing too great...

1) Find the disposable cameras, open and use the film then replace and pick new ones. Most I've done in one sitting was seven.

2) Locate toys that can be exploited and abuse them, one I've found very fun was a parrot bird that could record what you said and play it back.

3) You know those toy cars little kids use that can drive them, find one, take the sample one off the shelf and place something heavy on the gas and let it roll down the aisle.

4) The glue thing I've done before too, but I had put random coins at five different points in the store. Arcade, Electronics, Restroom(s), Pharmacy, Cereal Aisle.