Can You Get Dear With A Dead Deer?

[YourMother]

Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer. Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault, allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway. Now Hathaway's lawyer has filed a court motion (a copy of which you'll find here) arguing that since the animal was already dead, Hathaway should not face a misdemeanor rap of sexual gratification with an animal. "The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass," lawyer Fredric Anderson wrote in the motion filed in Douglas County Circuit Court. As reported in today's Daily Telegram, in response to Anderson's motion, prosecutor James Boughner noted that state criminal statutes did not seem to "draw a line between the living and the dead." Judge Michael Lucci, who heard motion arguments Tuesday, said he will issue a decision by December 1.


Yummy. Is here any any mother... eeehhh...whatever ****er comming from Wisconsin?

[Super]

Lol, look at his face, he looks so guilty.

[Pete_Zahut]

where does it say in the law taht u cannot do a dead animal

[gamepin126]

How do you get caught doing something like that?

[Pete_Zahut]

he prolly told someone then sumone overheard his conversation
these kinds of things usually have a way of getting out

[BloodyBlade]

"Hey what's up Bryan?"
"Not much man. ****ed a dead deer on the side of the road yesterday."

[Raistlin]

Lol, look at his face, he looks so guilty.

That's not a look of guilt, it's the look of a man who wants to kill you and rape your corpse.

[_AmPLiTuDE]

Beastialinecrophiliac.
(Beastiality/Necrophiliac)

LMFAO

[Mystic Videl]

That is pretty disgusting. But hey, if he isn't getting in trouble. I bet I could finally find some of you a girl xD. Oh yeah, YourMother. Don't bypass the swear filter please.